As she drops something on the floor, she says: Goodness sake!
Take my top off mommy, it’s killing me!
Inspecting her toy Jessie (character from Toy Story 2 & 3) she observes: Jessie has boobies!
Her dad makes her a duplo spaceship: It’s enormous Dada! Thank you! (It was actually small).
She says “We need to do a mission-dission to rescue Big Ears!” with one arm raised as if she’s about to fly. Note: Mission-dission is a combination of of course the word mission and expedition.
I’m not frowning! I’m happy! She was actually really frowning, when I pointed this out – she repeated what she said this time with a fake smile.
What are the funny things your little one says? Do share.